A Soap Incident

My girlfriend, Kelli, is coming to town for the weekend and in preparation of her arrival it was time to do a deep clean of the house. Andy helped out with the deep clean and did the showers before I got home from work yesterday. This is always great because I hate cleaning showers. When I got home I noticed he didn't put everything back in the showers, but instead left the items on the bathroom floor. Once I confirmed that he was done cleaning I offered to put everything away for him. While picking up the items off the floor I noticed a half a bar of soap that looked like it was possibly eaten...by a dog! I asked Andy why we have a half bar of soap and if he thinks one of the dogs possibly ate half the bar. He knew immediately that one of the dogs ate half the bar of soap because it wasn't half a bar when he took all the items from the shower. Well, Andy was worried that this could be harmful for the dogs so he looked into it, but learned that it's not harmful. Andy checked both dogs mouth and breath to learn that the soap eater is....Madison...shocker! Madison then strolled her butt into the kitchen and laid down looking like she might have an upset stomach. Hey, that will teach her a lesson. Obviously she learned that soap is not the best snack since she only ate half of it and not the whole bar of soap. Just wait until she poops out the soap. Ha Ha!