Fake vs. National Geographic

So, I am sure Andy will not be thrilled with this post, but this is a funny conversation that we had last weekend and I think it's so funny that I want to share it.

A little background first: Andy has never been a fan of fake boobs. He has always said that he prefers them real over fake and if I ever wanted to get fake boobs he wouldn't like it. My thought is that I don't care either way. If people want fake boobs they can have them. It's their body and they can do whatever they want. I am not anti-fake boobs as maybe I will need them some day, but for now I am happy with what my mamma gave me and have no plans for surgery anytime in the near future.

So, last weekend we were discussing the possibility of having kids someday. Andy made a comment about breast feeding...ok, maybe he actually said "when you have baby on tit." Anyway, I said I don't know if I would breast feed...we will see. He asked why and I told him because I have heard so many people say that breast feeding ruins your boobs and I am happy with my boobs. His response was "Well you can just get a boob job then." I was shocked so I responded with "I though you are Mr. anti-fake boobs?" That's when he said "Well, I would rather have fake over national geographic. Oh my gosh! I was laughing so hard when that came out of his mouth. He said it without missing a beat. It was too funny! I then explained to him how those women have many children that they breast feed and they do not wears bras for support.

I learned from that conversation that Andy prefers real over fake, but fake over national geographic. Now everybody knows that Andy approves my future boob job post children.