Drunk Man At Bar = Super Annoying

Friday night we got out of the house and headed to Zipp’s bar to watch the Packer game with Tom and a group of people. After a couple hours of having a good time at the bar, this older man walked over to strike up a conversation with Tom and Andy. I would guess this guy was approximately 55 years of age. Within a few short minutes he smoothly made his way to me to make conversation. I was immediately annoyed by this guy because he was extremely drunk and he started telling me how he is rich and I should be with him. I just started laughing because this is ridiculous. Tom and Andy are noticing this fiasco and of course decide to join in on the fun and games. The guy realized that Andy and I are together so he then proceeds to tell Andy how we are a great couple and then Andy responded with “her father doesn’t think so” and then he points to Tom. Without missing a beat Tom jumped on playing the father role as he started to tell this guy how awful of a guy Andy is. The guy was disagreeing, but then leaned over to me and started telling me otherwise while discussing his money status and then tops it off with telling me he moved here because of his two girlfriends. Really? Was that supposed to get me to want to go home with him? At this point I was getting really annoyed with this drunk older man and just wanted him to leave, but Andy and Tom weren’t done with our table entertainment and Tom kept egging on this guy. Finally, after about 20 minutes of the fun and games this guy wandered back to the bar and left us alone for a little while before he came back to check on me. Soon after we left and headed home.